Are you like me? Do you hate to shop? Hate the crowds of people, finding a parking spot, deciding which item you really want or need?
Well, I have some good news for at least part of all that.
On February 28th, all the disappointed liberals in America are boycotting our economy.
They’re demonstrating their displeasure with the actions taken by the Trump administration by keeping their dollars in their pockets. They’re even going to stay off social media!
They did kind of bollocks the whole thing up by reminding each other to make sure and stock up on what they need earlier in the week. So I guess they’ll spend the same number of dollars, just on a different day.
Dear Libs – you may want to reference the Bud Light debacle of a few years ago to learn how an actual boycott works. I’m not sure exactly how one would duplicate that effort when you’re in need of box wine and cat food though.
But for my conservative brothers and sisters, apparently on the 28th of February, Facebook and other social media outlets might be drier on that day, with a noticeable lack of liberal tears.
